My best poem ever made

Jack and Jill went up the hillFor just an itty bitty.Jill’s now two months overdue,And Jack has left the city
Jack and JillWent up the hillAnd planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass
and grabbed her assNow two of his front teeth are missing
Jack and Jill went up the hillso Jack could lick Jill's fanny.Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cockcos Jill's a tranny.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own
Mary had a little lambIt's fleece was white and whispy.Then it caught Foot and Mouth DiseaseAnd now its black and crispy
Mary 'ad a little pig
She couldn't stop it gruntin'
She took it down the garden path
And kicked its f**king c**t in!!!!!
My friend Billy Had a ten foot willy, He showed it to the girl next door.She thought it was a snakeAnd hit it with a rake And now its only 4 ft 4.
Spider, spider on the wall.Ain't you got no sense at all?Can't you see the walls been plastered?Now you're stuck you silly bastard
Hey Diddle, Diddle, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock.The little dog laughed to see such fun Then died of electric shock.
There was a little girl, Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead... And when she was good, She was very very good, But when she was bad She got a fur coat, jewels, a Waterfront condo and a sports car.
1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wallAnd if one stick of dynamite should accidentally fall...There'll be no sticks of dynamite and no f**king wall
Humpty Dumpty sat on the bedLittle Bo Peep was giving him headAs he came, she started to weepShe could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep